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Thursday, December 15
  Chuck Norris Sighting at Company Christmas Party
So, the company that I work for had a Christmas party last week. I was absolutely terrified when I saw this [see picture]. Luckily, I made it out in one piece. Some others, unfortunately, weren't so lucky. Needless to say, this is probably the last thing the guy taking the picture saw before he was met with gruesome roundhouse kick-related death.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris wouldn't hurt me because I actually watched Walker Texas Ranger. I defy you to criticize that. Norris will come for you in the night and roundhouse you and replay said roundhouse twice, which makes for a three-in-one roundhouse.
Mike, that party must have been awesome. I hope there was plenty of nog.
that chuck is so hott right now
You work with Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris does equity research? Do his talents know no bounds?!
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