Just for fun, if each of our friends died an ironic death, how would that individual die? Dictionary.com defines irony to be: A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect.
So, have fun, and leave a comment.
Ben's is easy: Tank, about to die in a hail of gunfire a la inner city gang warfare, is saved as Ben dives in front in a selfless act of sacrifice. Ben, despite being shot numerous times, would die a slow, painful death. Statisticians would elaborate on just how insanely small the odds of that were.
I would be stabbed to death by a green-skinned, glowey-eyed, lanturn-and-chef's-knife-weilding midget.
Sara would be trampled by rampaging emus.
Mei would die of a botched medical procedure (fucking fisios).
Monica would die in childbirth.
J would be gunned down in cold blood in a Rambo-esque rampage by Hillary Clinton in 2008 just after losing the presidential election.
It is said that he joyfully exclaimed 'I can now die in peace' as he forever departed the company of many adoring eyes. Tens of thousands of people would attend his funeral, millions more would pay him tribute with a candlelight vigil.
Your death during childbirth would prove that your former (current) view of babies as little, ugly, devil-people was right (or at least safer) all along.
Mike, you really think crazy uncle Jeremiah will live until he's 95?
Lee, well done. You have shown an above average understanding of irony, and a perfect comprehension of death.
Tony and Ben, due to your failure to comprehend the irony in the sacrifice for Tank, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls. Ben, you do have a point though, you should be able to take at least two shots. And that's assuming you get shot point blank.
Damn, Mike. That was rather...thorough. Hey give me a call this weekend if you need help twisting the knife out of my back. K thanksbye.
monica would not only have to die giving birth, but also give birth to an ugly baby, much like the one we witnessed at kobe.
sara i think should die after consuming a sandwich which she (in her old age) neglected to realize contained mayonnaise. and, unfortunately for her, this particular smear of mayonnaise would happen to be laced with cyanide.
mike - would die straining too hard on a poo
ben - definitely murdered by a pack of crazed, loud, annoying, washu psych major girls
lee - dies of food poisoning after finishing spoiled leftovers ... a ffs was his ER doc
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
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