I voted for Paris Hilton. She's the only one who's never used performance-enhancing drugs...

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And I hear Kobayashi has a giant scar down his back from when they did the surgery to give him 3 extra stomaches.
 

That's not what I heard. I heard that Kobayashi thought the extra-stomachs would be too easy for the regulators at Nathan's Hot Dogs to spot so he secretly had two extra esophageal passageways bored into his legs, and he stores excess hotdog in tissue pouches located in his calves.

Do you think anyone out there refers to the annual competition as the "Kobayashi-Maru" of hot-dog eating contests? Y'know, because you can't win? Hahahaha, I'm such a nerd.
 

J: You appologize to Paris Hilton right now! She would never do that!

PS: where da new posts at?
 

paris changes her ways! take this remi!! (from Delta's blog)