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Tuesday, March 28
  Congratulations to Mr. Ballmer on his well-behaved children!

Excerpt from a Fortune interview with Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer...
FORTUNE: Do you have an iPod?

Ballmer: No, I do not. Nor do my children. My children--in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.
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you just posted this to make sure my sweet picture wasn't on top didn't you?
well, no.

i mean yes.

Those kids are probably the butt of jokes at their school. The other kids make fun of them for owning Creative ZenVisions and using MSN Search...that is until Ballmer summons his secret ninja army to crush the other school children. It's ok, though, because the Ninjas had to use Microsoft driving directions to find the children's homes and got lost on the way.
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