Wustlog: Congratulations to Mr. Ballmer on his well-behaved children!

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Tuesday, March 28

Congratulations to Mr. Ballmer on his well-behaved children!

Excerpt from a Fortune interview with Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer...

FORTUNE: Do you have an iPod?

Ballmer: No, I do not. Nor do my children. My children--in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.

posted by issek @ 14:57

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Comments:

well, no.

i mean yes.

what?

# posted by

issek : Tue Mar 28, 06:00:00 PM

Those kids are probably the butt of jokes at their school. The other kids make fun of them for owning Creative ZenVisions and using MSN Search...that is until Ballmer summons his secret ninja army to crush the other school children. It's ok, though, because the Ninjas had to use Microsoft driving directions to find the children's homes and got lost on the way.

# posted by

botherate : Tue Mar 28, 10:16:00 PM