Wustlog: WWFSMD?

Can't you keep my hand to yourself?!

Saturday, June 3

What carbohydrate-based religion is complete without its own holy book?

May you be touched by His noodly appendage. Ramen.

From the site:

I have decided that all proceeds from the upcoming FSM book will go towards the pirate ship fund. By purchasing the book, you are not only fighting religious discrimination, but you are directly contributing to the purchase of the FSM missionary pirate ship, and thereby helping the environment.

I suspect they will find it harder to ignore us when we have the pirate ship, with cannons, etc.

posted by issek @ 22:32

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I suspect they will find it harder to ignore us when we have the pirate ship, with cannons, etc.

Oh man, I would love to do some missionary work for them.

# posted by

Delta : Mon Jun 05, 11:03:00 AM

Yeah, too bad the bible belt is landlocked.

Perhaps He will use His noodly appendage to boost our vessel skyward.

# posted by

issek : Tue Jun 06, 12:27:00 AM

Perhaps He will use His noodly appendage to boost our vessel skyward

If other religions have taught us anything, it's that we shouldn't test His Noodliness. I say we build a canal.

# posted by

Delta : Tue Jun 06, 07:31:00 PM