Festivus, bitch!

Actually, I think it's retarded that people are celebrating festivus now (someone even wrote a goddamn festivus book).

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0399532293/qid=1135486628/sr=8-2/ref=pd_bbs_2/103-7776381-2237417?n=507846&s=books&v=glance

Listen if you wanna be cute and put up a festivus pole, that's one thing, but to have a full-fledged festivus party, to me that just says "I'm a TV whore". Come up with your own ideas...like pirates vs ninjas!